How to be less awkward with my girlfriend?

Wow, you must be really hot if she has any reason of going out with you...or she is incredibly desperate. Best thing to do is just meet up for sex. Don't talk, just ****. Uh, pick up some hobbies your interested in, join clubs, don't give a crap. You know, the usual opening yourself up things. Otherwise,I don't know. I know people like you....just ugh.